Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Who am I? And what do I need?

Time to play the game again!!

Is there anything Google doesn't know? In fact, it knows WHO you are, and what you NEED! Try playing the game:
Go to www.google.com and type in "yourname is" (in quotes) and post the 10 funnest ones you find.


  1. Yvonne is much more than that
  2. Yvonne is so spastic
  3. Yvonne is a happy girl.
  4. Yvonne is an expert for Love Lab
  5. Yvonne is a career banker
  6. Yvonne is rather bossy
  7. Yvonne is attracted to foreigners
  8. Yvonne is flabbergasted to find her father is alive.
  9. Yvonne is fun, spirited and gets the job done even if it takes her outside.
  10. Yvonne is clearly not concerned with the environment.
Now try "(your name here) needs"

  1. Yvonne needs money but can't (won't) go out to work
  2. Yvonne needs to meet more writers
  3. yvonne needs to like herself!
  4. Yvonne needs to be first in line and have the first turn.
  5. Yvonne needs your help to win Miss Student 2007/8!
  6. Yvonne needs urgently a small station wagon to transport all the equipment
  7. Yvonne needs more parking space
  8. Yvonne needs the biggest bat available shoved where the sun doesn't shine
  9. Yvonne needs to be careful and learn Islam properly.
  10. Yvonne needs to find a person who is as strong-willed as she is
By Yvonne Parks at 11:30 p.m.
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1 comment:

Deanna Momtchilov said...

1. Deanna is pregnant and Michelle is engaged!
2. Deanna is the Bachelorette.
3. Deanna is five more than six times older than Ted.
4. Deanna is also a staff member of the Crafty Lady University.
5. Deanna is strong and independent.
6. Deanna is a real lady.
7. Deanna is a sweet girl.
8. Deanna is a phenomenon.
9. Deanna is hypersensitive to some things.
10. Deanna is everything he ever imagined his wife to be.

1. Deanna needs children, and so on.
2. Deanna needs a real man and a smart man to challenge her.
3. Deanna needs all the support she can get.
4. Deanna needs to change her underwear.
5. Deanna needs to get her bite on...
6. Deanna needs to join my gym.
7. Deanna needs help with this too.
8. Deanna needs to stop defrauding the public about her weight loss and come clean.
9. Deanna needs attention and affirmation.
10. Deanna needs to keep from murdering her husband and children.

Have you tried "Yvonne wants"?

11:39 a.m.

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