what-ball?

There are not many people I would knowingly (& willingly) expose myself to a sport for.

That being said, guess where I'm going tonight?
I'm going to a football game.
I'm going to a football game in the rain.
Me and my hair are going to a football game in the rain.

God is testing me, I just know it! Now, I don't know the "Stadium Protocol" (big finger quotes there) for umbrella use, but I tell ya....I'm bringing the biggest umbrella you're likely to ever see. It's called a golf umbrella, and it's monstrous. And I love it.

So if they try say "Sorry Ma'm, but your gargantuan umbrella is blocking the view of the 1200 people behind you" I'm not responsible for my actions.

Gladly, I'll have the enjoyment of seeing the "way-too-pretty" cheerleaders slosh around like wet rats....and all women know....that's always a great feeling.

So pray for me.

ps....GO JETS GO!!